This FE Bromide is proof that fan service will make ANYTHING look appealing, even freaking Glast Heim.

I WAS going to lie through my teeth and say that the rear flap of the loincloth is really short and thus you cannot see it… except it really WAS that short in RO (I think it barely covered the wearer’s butt). Nonetheless I could go fix that but I think I’ll just leave it as is for the Episode 0 version and make a note to make it longer for the Episode 1+2 upgrade of Hecate’s gear.

Black Dragon Woman~
(something something something)
I’ve got a Black Dragon Woman
and I something-something-lyrics-fail… buh

*sound of record stopping abruptly*

ahem

FYI, Hecate’s outfit (or lack of, depending on how you look at it) does get upgraded between episodes… but in such minor ways that aren’t instantly noticeable– tribal tattoo down her right side (collarbone to hip), embroidery on the shoulderpads and loincloth, a short pointy cape, fancier crown (obviously). Not that it applies here since this is her Episode 0 FE Bromide, but… yeah.

Don’t ever expect to see Hecate in a frilly dress like Yoshi in the Akatsuki’s “princess mode” spec. I try to imagine Hecate wearing lots of clothes or armor or what-have-you… I can’t. XD But that’s okay because this is pretty much commonplace for female dragons anyway. (As a warrior race, Black Dragons tend to see armor and such as being clunky and a hindrance… and with all that regeneration, even if they do get wounded they can heal it all back within a few hours/days.) It’s hilarious to see her with Hikaru, you get sass like “aren’t you boiling under all that armor?” and such, since Hikaru was raised among those smarmy humans who wear clothes. :P

Of course, there’s something to be said about getting sassed by your aunt ’cause you wear too much clothes… hah!

I get funny looks if people see me drawing things like the above, live. Mother did that Marge Simpson-esque “hmm” though coming from her it’s more in the context of “ooh, something naughty” than it is implicit disapproval… >_>;
I wouldn’t be surprised if in the back of her mind she thinks I’m a lesbian. XD I’m not, but, you know… optics.

Anyway, this is Hecate’s FE Bromide for Episode 0 (but except for Kit, guests only get FE Bromides anyway). I like how she’s the freaking Black Dragon version of Helba; the sass is extreme, and she calls out others (who deserve it; see sniper!Numair) for lulz and win. I have way too much fun distorting Entropy’s characters for my own amusement, though at the same time I think the end result would have been more or less the same. XD

And now it is off to bed for me… need to get up a little earlier tomorrow since (gasp) a Yoshi will be out to do a new machine config. Robert still has my flash drive, but I haven’t updated the installers on that for awhile so I’d have to pull new setup files anyway. :P

Oh yeah. That’s hot.

I always knew Haruko was capable of being kinky with guitars… I mean, come on, this is Haruko we’re talking about! If she can pull innuendo out of baseball, doubletalk about guitars would totally be within reason. :P

Paint job on this sexy FE bromide will follow once I get some food. @_@