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Bad brain, no ideas

by Yoshi on Mar.28, 2009 | ITP: , ,

I had this dream yesterday in which I’m looking at Slashdot and I see a book review for e-peen: Nerd Rage and the Internet’s Phallic Fixation. I don’t remember much of the details but I just remember a lot of the thread being solely “lol” or similar /b/-tardery.

Because the author was a female.

Now, as much as I find it ludicrous how the collective internet consciousness has this bizarre fixation with phallic imagery… would I be a freak to say that I actually wish such a book really exists? Concurrently, if there’s anything remotely resembling it out there, please, point it out to me. I don’t know whether to file this under “morbid curiosity” or “seriously, I want to know what is so fascinating about… that.”

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Other highlights of Yoshi Dreamland included:

- a bizarro-FF4 in which Zeromus was actually a bulldog
- Cooking with Pigeon… who for some reason is wearing Cal’s final equipment, including JINT cowboy hat
- something involving wandering around on a cruise ship (this is actually very common and is probably a big hint that I really need to take a trip somewhere)
- twisted scenes of everyday RL, but with MMO HUDs (like, my CoH friends list and global channel windows, also very common)

the rest is just… blotches of color and weird noises. Probably me snoring. :P

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