For the record, this post is ENTIRELY seraphzero’s fault. :P Derail me from finishing Pundit Kart and Elves are Not Watermelons, will you?

What began as commentary on how much of a pain in the ass it would be to construct Hikaru’s Maximillian (her final body armor in Ragnarok TWILIGHT) led to a junk scribble in which I isolated each piece. The boots (the Sky Greaves) and hat (Majestic Goat) are omitted because they are considered separate items in the db.

AP Hub version: Just view the full post on LJ, it gets really long. :P

Part birthday gift pic for seraphzero and part fan service-y “Across goes to the beach” pic. Have some wireframe!

As if it weren’t bad enough that this was done at, like, 3am… yeah. XD

Now with VIDEO.

Chloe = in your room, kneading your cow blankie.
She’s going to Dr. Berg tomorrow for the initial wellness screening. :P

Arr, here be kitty #3. And… it’s a girl kitty! Original shelter designation was Chip, but now she is Chloe and so far she is, like… what happens if you combine the defining features of Kestine and Daisy. Nosy as all hell, but ohgod she purrs so easily and loves to face-shove on you.

She’s a tiny little thing, for being 3 months old, but given the abundance of feeding stations here, she’ll fatten up soon enough. Of course, Kestine and Daisy are all “DO NOT WANT” but if prior experience is any indication, that should be a non-issue in a couple days. We predict that Daisy will end up mentoring little Chloe in the ways of NOSY-FU and kicking Kestine out of the highest nest on the cat towers.

Also… Chloe has Daisy’s birthday (4/15). Tax Day kitteh!

24 reference? That’s what mother will tell you. As far as I’m concerned, this kitty’s named after the badass freaking Tales of Legendia character. >:D

We may have a NEW CHALLENGER approaching. Thankfully it is not another bulldog, but rather… a kitty?!

Seems mother has been tracking a litter of tuxedo-coats that have been on display at Petco (presumably on loan from the Rancho shelter?) and has been eyeing one of the males. In fact, had the associate been at the store yesterday she probably would have come home with said kitty… I think she may try again today. o.O I’ll probably be going with since I need to deposit that VPI check I’ve been sitting on for the past couple of weeks. >_>;;;

Obvious cat bias aside, I’m glad I have advanced notice this time. :P
Not to mention… eee, boy kitties! Provided they are neutered before they acquire the bothersome spray ability, they are just big, goofy furballs of cute. :D

…now I want to go find and scoop up Kestine, that big orange love machine.

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In other news, I really should figure out what to do in terms of bar scene scribblage.
Oh, my fixation on beer humor, despite being a non-drinker!

*insert Homer-esque “mmm, beer”*